why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
"talk dirty to me"